Hello audience! Sorry I haven’t posted in a while, I’ve just been insanely busy lately and keeping up my online social life has been a nightmare. I hope you’ll forgive me…please? Anyway, since you lot have been so patient I thought I’d reward you with a good post about two main things that’ve been going on since I last posted. Here goes!
Okay, so the Terraria 1.1 update came out the other day. No big deal, right?
Leave. If it’s no big deal then just press that back button and leave this sacred place…now.
Now that the softcore people have left I think I can begin explaining the update and what me and George have been doing with it.
The 1.1 update has heralded many new changes. Many of which are small, and some of which are big. So far, after our expedition, we have come to the conclusion that (even with overpowered ‘Hallowed’ armour) the 4 new bosses are pretty hard to defeat, and it took some skilled planning, bullet stocking, and sheer luck to defeat just one. The hallowed biome is also a big update, and adds a realm in which everything is ‘hallowed’. This, my dear readers, is a lie. The hallowed area is home to some of the most trying enemies in the game, and when I’m talking enemies, I’m talking Unicorns, Pixies, and Gastropods (don’t ask). The big upside is that all non-hallow enemies take double damage inside the hallow, whic makes it the perfect boss-fight setting. This is why, much to George’s dismay, I have transformed the area around our house into a hallowed area with holy water and hallowed brick. Don’t worry, I won’t give away all the details, but instead me and George will record a Let’s Play ‘Overpowered’ video detailing all the 1.1 goodies and yum-yums.
Oh yes, as you can also tell…George is back too…
Which brings me to the second point of the day! Twitter! Or, as the locals are trending it, #newtwitter! Now then, most people probably would disagree with me, but I think the old Twitter was slightly awkward to use for almost constant use, so to me, the new interface and mobile applications (I have Android and iOS) are a welcome update! There are some pictures below detailing the changes, but for the full list, look here: fly.twitter.com
As you can see, the update is well endowed with new features and a new slick interface that makes tweeting and finding the latest trends easier.
That’s all I’ve got for now, but be on standby (like your sky box) for a Photo of the Day!
Bless your face. If you coughed or sneezed during the reading of this article then bless you. Peace off, and may your toes stay clean.
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